Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more
theres been a stomach/intestine bug thingie going round the nursery and guess what i have it now omg i am in so much pain my whole abdomen is griping and i keep throwing up dear lord i really really don’t like this i’m trying to watch tv and distract myself and it’s not working in the slightest i really really don’t like this
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid
Women should stick together— and rule!
Happy International Women’s Day from the tiny Viking ladies (and introducing Helga, who somehow hasn’t been in a comic that made it to the blog yet)
March 9th, 1980
this is the all time best post
I am all about giant dogs
the fact that like half of them are still trying to be lapdogs ~ bless
And on that day, the sun shall be darkened,
and the moon shall not give her light,
and the stars of heaven shall fall.
And I stood upon the sand of the sea,
and saw a beast rise up out of the sea,
having seven heads and 10 horns.
This arm ring binds you in loyalty to me, your lord. Your chieftain. Any oath that you swear on this ring must be honored and kept.
one gifset for every episode of vikings: wrath of the northmen